Jessica Simpson Dress is Too Short!?
People always find something to bitch about. But complaining about Jessica Simpson showing too much? Oh, come on! The modern Daisy Duke was bitterly criticized after her recent performance at the legendary Grand Ole Opry, for no other reason than to wearing a very short dress! People magazine reports: "Audience members, it seemed, couldn’t believe her costume choice. "I think she should have put some clothes on," one viewer said."
Are these people Amish or something? Jessica Simpson looked simply delicious showing her legs under her curve-hugging shiny frock, which at some point almost malfunctioned enough to give us a nipple slip. Darn shame about nipple tape!