Insanely Blonde Christina Aguilera Promotes her New Fragrance
Christina Aguilera has launched her very own perfume. I have no idea what it smells like, but the thought behind it is that if a girl would like for her hair to become instantly platinum blonde, and her tits to triple their size within minutes, she needs to bathe yourself in the new Christina Aguilera fragrance.
Needless to say, it ain’t gonna happen, unless the chick in question has bought herself some saline implants, and dyed her hair 23 shades lighter than her natural color, but that’s what Christina Aguilera wants women to believe: that by smelling like her, they can also look like her. Oh, the power of fame!